Mask at work and chaos at home!

Absolutely not

Who could have seen this coming /s

It’s sharpie gate all over again!

As someone who lives in Houston: of course it’s fucking Hotze. A snake oil salesman who runs “wellness centers” and is currently under indictment for hiring a private investigator to look into voter fraud who ended up holding an ac repairman at Gunpoint.

He also released a Techno album critical of the ACA in 2013

He tried to sue Greg Abbot for doing too much during COVID. The greg abbot widely criticized by the rest of the nation for doing very little.

For more fun facts, look at his Wikipedia Page

Fuck Steve hotze.

With you powers combined: I am captain barely functioning adult!

Tell me you are out of touch with saying it

Let them fight

Heartbreaking

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Is he gonna call us all huge jerks for laughing at him?

Eh, not that I wouldn’t put it past him , but under his own logic his pardon was ok. Biden even talked about it.

Situation: there are 100 inefficient government agencies

Solution: let’s create a new government agency to manage efficiency

New situation: there now 101 inefficient government agencies

Relevant xkcd

But I never thought the leopards would eat my face!

Don’t threaten me with a good time

I want off mister musks wild ride.

Ah good point. In this case Vance could be elected as vice president in the senate, and the assume the office of president until the house gets its shit together

So if they fail to elect a speaker and can’t certify before the 20th, in theory Chuck Grassely as president pro tempore of the senate, would assume office at least until such time that the votes would be certified.

That’s assuming they keep with tradition of electing the most senior member of the party in power to the position. In all likelyhood if this were even a remote possibility they’d put some trump loyalist in the position until trump was sworn in. Grassley may be a loyalist, I’m not entirely sure. And of course this is assuming the senate has their shit together. If they don’t, I think the current Secretary of State gets it.

I’m from Buenos Aires and I say kill them all!

Of course it is, but I’m just talking about why these things survive

Same as VGA, shit just works, don’t need to worry about drivers or OS. So if your server shits the bed, you don’t need to worry about these things not working so you can can figure what went wrong.