It’s a race. By the time he dies, will you still be able to afford a trip to shit on his grave?

You want a president who’s wise above all else, because that person will know how to make up for their deficiencies with a good cabinet, good advisors, and good policies.

Trump is neither smart nor wise.

Republicans: “Hey, you suggested it, but now that we’re thinking about it…”

“Own the libs”

He was truly a first-sight adoption. I knew from the first meow. He was with me for about 13 years and passed away a dapper old gentlecat.

What a ridiculous question.

He looks almost exactly like my late buddycat Milo, dapper ‘stache and all. I miss that little guy.

https://imgur.com/photo-of-president-trumps-rose-garden-speech-notes-5FmpThQ

Reading is one of his many achomlishments.

Targeting non-criminals? We shouldn’t have such behavior in the Oval Office! Impeach him!

The problem is that the winners don’t share. They exploit the others. That’s exactly what got us here in the first place.

Any economist or data scientist should be able to pretty easily compare the economic course to a forecast of what would have happened with minimal interference.

Will we listen? No, because experts don’t count for shit in the US anymore.

I grew up with science classes telling us always state the digits individually. One point three two.

But obviously it was stolen by a liberal, not a foreign agent, so you’re obviously wrong and stupid.

Get the cheapest intern you’ve got and task them with getting as many follow up letters and wasted effort as possible. Ask for clarifications, redirect, misdirect, delay. Lawyers are expensive.

My hiccup remedy is to take a moderately deep breath, then say, out loud, “Now” right before you hiccup again.

Usually, the control and attention keep it from happening again. I’ve had many people do this and just go, “oh, I guess they went away…” 👀

Hell yes.

It makes me so mad that Namco patented load screen minigames for long enough that load screens have kinda gotten scarce and short enough that we don’t need the time waster anymore.

He’s not embarrassed. It’s not possible. He’s just pumping and dumping the global economy along with his friends and doesn’t give a fuck what happens or what anyone thinks of it.

The stupidest part is that of fucking COURSE there are zero tariffs if you move to the US, because tariffs are BY DEFINITION placed on imports. There’s no limit to the fuckery he can apply to you domestically, it’s just guaranteed not to be called “tariffs”.

True, sure. I’m just saying the overall price of games has gone down significantly over time. An upward correction makes some sense. I’m not cheering it on, just trying to help frame the circumstances.

Ocarina of Time cost $116.91 at launch, accounting for inflation.

Edit: the original Legend of Zelda cost $144.89 at launch, also after inflation.