I’m just here for Core support.

Step 1?

I feel like we’re already on step 32.

Even if you’re the one that built, programmed, and trained the AI when nothing else like it existed?

The full quote for context:

“And then they rigged the election, and then I said, ‘You know what I’ll do? I’ll run again and I’ll shove it up their ass,’” Trump told the audience.

“If they would’ve left us alone, and wouldn’t have cheated on the election, and wouldn’t have rigged it, I would’ve been retired right now. I would’ve been happily doing something else, and instead they have me for four more years, can you believe that?” Trump continued.

Hey guys, he was forced to be president again.

Must have a stuffy nose. Box of tissues on the headboard for easy access.

So any time they need a convenient MAGA cout ruling,

I read this as MAGA cunt ruling

The relevant bit from the times article:

Several American F-16s and an F-35 fighter jet were nearly struck by Houthi air defenses,

I think the fact that they weren’t shot down says more.

Those were F/A-18 Super Hornets from the aircraft carrier. Not as advanced as you might think.

Oh won’t someone rid me of this meddlesome…

I don’t think they will do much if they go in a straight line. If they start doing donuts then it would probably wreck some shit.

Where does the filament come from?

Neither would the other 8 years prior. What’s your point?

Alternate headline: 50 year old Russian space junk falls back to earth.

There’s so many reasons that it’s hard to focus on all of them. Hell, I’ve been paying attention and there is so much shady shit being done that I would have to keep a list.

Oh for fuck is sake

It was probably somewhere among the lines of, " no more satellite launches until…"

It’s also on top of the 12,000 that were cut last year.

That hot dog bun and the cupcake with a head next to it are concerning

how do I get my free tourist?

“They ought to look into Judge Curiel,” Trump declared at the time, “because what Judge Curiel is doing is a total disgrace.” Trump also asserted that the Indiana-born Curiel “happens to be, we believe, Mexican, which is great”.

This was copied from the article you linked. Did you just straight up change the words?