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Sweden criminalized this recently so yes

Those are longest centimeters I have ever seen

It comes from courts demanding to know who they are actually judging, “You have to produce the prisoner” is good

Seems unlikely, or all vampires are just dumb. Just hypnotise a burglar and have them invite you in

I got shocked when I learned my SO had learnt we have only four fingers. And a thumb.
I mean…

swearing they would never take the car to go to Paris ever again

Mission accomplished

Pretty sure the Earth isn’t traveling the universe at light speed

The weirder words was easier to read in Swedish

Either ‘I can hear you fuck, keep it down.’ or ‘JFYI the walls are thin.’

Damn I hade mine act like a 19th century butler, referring to me as Sir. Got stale real quick. But this might be something

Some do

Not so much anyway when the Nazis have nukes and drools over your territory

Didn’t Hungary pull out of the ICC just before the visit?

That’s sad to hear, especially since filler words are a vital part of our language

Sure, and since that means that there can be no new species unless they magically appear, there is only one species on this planet. Just very… varying

That’s a statement not a question

Anyway, the hen came first which then traveled back in time to lay the egg first, so it then could hatch into the chicken.

Doesn’t the saying go ‘there’s a first for everything’?

Not aware of how equal Ukraine is, but this was the push for equality in a lot of countries after WW2

It has been stated that in these days of misinformation it is bad taste to publish April’s fools jokes.
I think it is more of a sign that citizens are terrible at distinguish between lies and facts, which is more depressing.

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