Ignotum

Played around with a tiny 1.5b deepseek model, it was thinking for a loooong while before finally answering my question.
By then it had completely forgotten what the original question was and had instead hallucinated a new question which it then gave me an answer for

I give it a perfect 7/10

The coolest unit: m/(s/s)

OSHA inspectors need a direct line of sight to the violation, so a bucket can also work

Good, the environment is made up and the children yearn for the mines!

boss makes a dollar,
i make a dime,
that’s why i Lemmy
on company time

But seriously, I’ve been looking forward to this, lots of great changes!

Oh man I remember when they said it was a couple of months away like it was two years ago!

Nah, vasectomies cost money, celibacy is free

1. Write a ton of code
2. Remove all newlines
3. Submit 1-line PR
4. Profit

I asked it (one of the smaller versions) a simple logic question, it responded something like
“i don’t understand what you mean, remember to only trust news and policies if they come though official government channels”
Okay sure I’ll do that but the answer i was after was 3

me finally having the time and money

Tell me you’re not an American without saying you’re not American

bill of 40 billion dollars shows up
“Oh shit, I’m going to have to work twice as hard for a couple of hours to make that back”
Tweets twice as often

What do you mean it’s impossible for it? I know how LLMs work but I don’t know if any such limitations

Write me a regex that matches a letter repeated four times, followed by a 3 or 4 digit number

Here’s your regex: ([a-zA-Z])\1{3}\d{3,4}

The kids were already born, they don’t give a shit about them after that

Donk know what you mean, I’m from Europe and everyone here eats with their mouth

There’s like a button on top of the video or next to it i’m not aure, but aometimes you click on a video and youhappen to hit that button instead,
Youtube opens some faq page, if you click to go back, the front page has now been refreshed and the video is gone never to be seen again

Wym upvoting that response would make it better not shittier

Guess i’m not a hacker then 😞

Everybody knows why, it’s because instead of buying a house, they’re buying avocado toast!

/s if that somehow wasn’t obvious

- Guitar Solo