Shoutout to @[email protected]
The version with commentary by David Schmader is wonderful
What’s the minus of 30 and 20?
Uh, it’s 80, Frito. It’s $80 billion.
Have you seen Babe? That’s where that quote is from originally
Hostile takeover is what that looks like
Next step would be identifying spiders by touch
Ugh yeah you’re right, I’m an idiot. Maybe I should become CEO of something
Do mending so the car fixes itself every time you hit a pedestrian
We were a small team canvassing for a nonprofit. So we would go out to markets and busy areas and talk to people all day trying to get donations.
Well one time we were out during election times and this guy from our team spent the majority of the day campaigning for a local candidate. That was his last day on the team.
You gotta make sure to leave room for the crucial bean antenna
I would also recommend Doctor Sleep if you haven’t seen it. It’s a wonderful sequel/tribute to the Shining and so, so dark.
Thanks, I ended up going with “wealthy overseas relative who I have to report to”