I get what you’re saying, but did y’all consider “Nuh-uh, Musk is the smartest internet-boi ever, and these will be AI bullets”?

If you really think about it, what does Tesla specialize in? Building cars that accidentally crash themselves and otherwise catastrophically fail in absurd ways. Imagine how easily they could crash into things and cause failures if that were their goal!!!

As a more serious solution, can’t we just rub super-cream on loyalists of this administration to give them totally real super powers and then launch them out of cannons to save us from the missiles?

“Something something act of WAR”
- Trump’s next Nazi-owned social media post

You’d think so, and while you’re right that the people at the top make way too much money, docking their entire salary at a large district like mine would only be enough to fund maaaaaaaaaaaaybe just under 5% of the schools in our district. And then you’d be left without leadership. If you cut everyone in my pay scale, you’d have enough to fund all the schools and then some, but you wouldn’t have teachers, custodians, tech workers, etc.

But here’s something interesting: during the pandemic, since athletics funds were already allocated and athletic events were cancelled, we were allowed to use those funds as we saw fit within the district. Suddenly, we were able to feed every student and staff member for free. Yee haw, welcome to Texan education…

Fixing your correction: the Un unnazied the world forever

And any remnants of the confederacy. They should also get the unnazification treatment

How awful! That disembodied hand threatened, smacked, and clawed at that kitten within itches of its life!

Give Furryosa a good little pet for me. (:

because of the fact that Nicusor Dan came out as president

That’s one hell of a transition! Guys, I’m coming out as a hunky billionaire!

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Shit. I guess it only works for people who are sincere about their identity and want others to treat them in the way that feels respectful to them.

This is definitely still about presidents /s

Thank you, kind stranger.

And to you, yours, and us all, I wish a speedy unfuckening

The fact that your comment doesn’t seem outlandishly calloused tells you how bad the state of affairs is. I work in education in Texas and often feel like I’m just waiting for my turn to catch a bullet.

Guarantee you they’re waiting for enough general pushback on the financial costs so that they can suggest gas chambers as a compromise

“Yay! Great work, Rose!”

“Wait! Fuck! I forgot that we can only give attaboys to white men now. No one heard that though, right?”

I heard that…

“Fuck fuck fuck fuck… Uhhhh… Hit the bricks, Rose! We’ll keep your DEI achievements, though.”

Peaked at conception

You’ll probably have better chances of a successful shot at your local elementary school

I have the exact same question

Even betterer, give the plane to Snoop Dogg to film Soul Plane 2: Qatari Boogaloo

Hard reboots/power cycling are gonna be a real pain in the ass. I suspect that there’s gonna be significant downtimes until they switch from Windows to Linux and then figure out their super space drivers. Considering the millions it costs to launch someone into space, the IT astronaut who has to unplug this and plug it back in is going to be the most expensive tech support/hour ever.

I just reported a question, not because of the content of the question but because the buttons were formatted strangely and clocking on them caused the question to refresh. It was about cassettes vs CDs.

Other than that, this is pretty fucking legit. What a simple, fun, useful tool! And I mean simple as in “easy to explain,” not “easy to make.”

Thank you for sharing!!!

ETA: I just got served either the same question twice (with a different question between each time), or found duplicate questions. If the same question twice, I’d be concerned about individuals skewing results. If a duplicate question is being submitted, it might be helpful (albeit slower) to run word matches against strings and then check the IP address of the submitter (if you record that) on anything with over 90% match and then let that user know they’ve already submitted this question.

Don’t mind if I do! 🍴

Did you check the back pocket of your pants that have been through the washer and dryer 3 times already because you forgot to hang them properly and they got wrinkly and you didn’t feel like ironing them?

So don’t delay, fuck now, supplies are fucking out
Fuck now, if you’re still alive, six to eight fucks to arrive
And if you fuck more, there may be a tomorrow
But if the offer’s fucked
You might as well be fuckin’ on the sun